Spank Bill Gates!
Envious detractors keep churning out lampoons about B. G., and B. G., regardless, just keeps getting richer and richer, and richer and richer, and richer and richer, and richer and richer… the swine… 284 KB, Flash
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Gas War with PutinA fine Flash toy from Sivera studio (Kyiv, Ukraine, indeed). Your task is not an easy one: take Ukraine's side in the gas conflict and stop President Putin from turning the valves on the pipeline. Putin is in excellent shape (pale green), and you have eggs (the Russian version with tomatoes is still in development). Flash game, 110 KB
Santa ClausIf that idiotically prancing Santa Claus annoys you too much, just stop him. Just press the button and stop him. Just do it. Oh will you please just stop him! Happy New Year! Interactive Flash cartoon, 172 KB
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The Last DanceNine ways to get rid of a pair of hamsters. Surprisingly, not all of them are bloodthirsty — some are downright hedonistic. Interactive Flash cartoon, 140 KB
Drunk SimulatorA Flash toy. Set your level of intoxication and try to get the key into the lock. At the final stage the game does wonders for your patience, perseverance and command of profanity. Flash game, 62 KB
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BalanceThe simplest of toys: left and right arrows to keep your balance. Winning is impossible, but you do get to listen to reggae and feel like a cool kid from the American projects. Flash game, 362 KB
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